We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
