last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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