How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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