i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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