There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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