Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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