wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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