K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i dont even know how to be here
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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