we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
