Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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