school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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