do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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