I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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