so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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