If i come over, it means nothing
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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