I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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