i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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