singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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