Dual....:-)
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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