We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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