I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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