I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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