Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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