is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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