I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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