hotel room ftw
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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