We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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