so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Ketchup is God's man juice
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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