Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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