a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize
