Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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