apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My ATM looks so different sober.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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