i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize