i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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