My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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