It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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