I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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