she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If I die, sorry about rent.
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