would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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