I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We need to rekindle our bromance
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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