STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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