I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Randomize
