Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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