It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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