SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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