Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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