We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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