She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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