Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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