Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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