Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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