She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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