Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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