i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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