Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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